Man Sets Record On ‘Judge Judy,’ Incriminates Himself 12 Seconds Into Show

Man. Criminal mastermind this dude is not (although anyone guilty of a crime who hasn’t been arrested by the police, but agrees to go on Judge Judy is maybe not the quickest to begin with).

Still, you think this guy would be a little brighter than admitting he knew the contents of the plaintiff’s purse.

How else would he know what she said was in it wasn’t if he hadn’t stole the bag? ‘Cause like, duh.

Judge Judy ruled for the plaintiff immediately, but not before getting in one of her trademark nice digs in at the duo at the defendants’ table.

[Via WGN]