This Guy Got Arrested For The Most Aggressive Attempt To Hit On A Woman In The History Of Mankind

Enterprising Drug Dealer Gets Busted For Allowing Customers To Pay For Cocaine With A Credit Card

Two Idiots Tried To Rob A McDonald’s That Was Filled To The Brim With Counterterrorism Police

This Guy Would Have Gotten Away With Robbing A House If He Didn’t Get Naked And Try To Bone The Owners

This Florida Couple Had Sex During A Standoff With The Police, Because Standoff Sex Is The Hottest Sex

Man Sets Record On ‘Judge Judy,’ Incriminates Himself 12 Seconds Into Show

This Couple Robbed A Bank And Then Posted Photos On Facebook Posing With The Cash, Because They’re Goddamn Morons

This Brazen Burglar Live-Streamed Himself Robbing A House On Periscope

Meet The World’s Biggest Dipshit Who Robbed A Bank And Then Immediately Posted Videos Of It On Instagram

This Guy Has Been Shitting On Cars In Ohio Since 2012 And One Man Finally Got A Photo Of Him

Car Thief Tries To Smash Window With A Brick, Brick Bounces Back And Pops Him Right In The Face

Meet The Man Busted For Drug Possession While Wearing A Shirt That Says, ‘No, Seriously, I Have Drugs’

These 9 Burglars Got Caught Masturbating Mid-Burgle

This Guy Squeezed The Tit Of A McDonald’s Employee And Said He’d ‘Show Her A Good Time,’ Then He Got His Comeuppance