This Guy Got Arrested For The Most Aggressive Attempt To Hit On A Woman In The History Of Mankind

Enterprising Drug Dealer Gets Busted For Allowing Customers To Pay For Cocaine With A Credit Card

Two Idiots Tried To Rob A McDonald’s That Was Filled To The Brim With Counterterrorism Police

This Guy Would Have Gotten Away With Robbing A House If He Didn’t Get Naked And Try To Bone The Owners

This Florida Couple Had Sex During A Standoff With The Police, Because Standoff Sex Is The Hottest Sex

Man Sets Record On ‘Judge Judy,’ Incriminates Himself 12 Seconds Into Show

This Couple Robbed A Bank And Then Posted Photos On Facebook Posing With The Cash, Because They’re Goddamn Morons

This Brazen Burglar Live-Streamed Himself Robbing A House On Periscope

Meet The World’s Biggest Dipshit Who Robbed A Bank And Then Immediately Posted Videos Of It On Instagram

This Guy Has Been Shitting On Cars In Ohio Since 2012 And One Man Finally Got A Photo Of Him

Car Thief Tries To Smash Window With A Brick, Brick Bounces Back And Pops Him Right In The Face

Meet The Man Busted For Drug Possession While Wearing A Shirt That Says, ‘No, Seriously, I Have Drugs’

These 9 Burglars Got Caught Masturbating Mid-Burgle

This Guy Squeezed The Tit Of A McDonald’s Employee And Said He’d ‘Show Her A Good Time,’ Then He Got His Comeuppance

Man Tries To Break Into The House Of A U.S. Army Veteran, Veteran Kicks The Living Shit Out Of Him (Video)

This Guy Was On The Run From The Authorities And His Last Day As A Free Man Was A Wild Fucking Ride

Dumbest Drug Smuggler Ever Basically Got Herself Arrested

Handcuffed Man High on Meth Shoots Cops With Gun Hidden in Butt

Worst First Date Ever? Guy Swipes Woman’s Dog, TV

Bro Wearing ‘Drunk as Shit’ Shirt Gets DUI

McDonald’s Customer Pulls Gun on Employee For Forgetting Dipping Sauce

Indiana Woman Calls 911 to Report Her Missing Marijuana

Holy Crap! This Footage of a Man Carjacking Three Rides in a Minute is ‘The Fast & The Furious’ IRL

Genius Man Attempts to Pay Applebee’s Check With Trillion Dollar Bill

Thief caught because he stopped to eat ice cream

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