Bro Wearing ‘Drunk as Shit’ Shirt Gets DUI

Talk about your self-fulfilling prophecies. Ross McMakis, of Corvalis, Oregon, was arrested for drinking and driving Sunday night. On his chest, the above shirt, proclaiming his state of inebriation. From The Smoking Gun:

Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys.

He was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation.

[Image via The Smoking Gun]