Mark Zuckerberg Took A Shot At Kanye West On Facebook And NO, He’s Not Interested

Kanye West is in the midst of an epic, enjoyable meltdown. The latest? He wants a billion dollars from Mark Zuckerberg. Don’t we all? Yeeeeeeeeah, NO. But first, let’s get to the beggars:

Excellent try, though. I mean, he really went for it,

Kind of hilarious, but at the same time this dude needs to go to fucking rehab. Hey, just my opinion, but he doesn’t seem, uh, “well.”

If you don’t believe me, take a stroll down Kanye Lane. It’s quite a ride,

Sure thing.


Steve Jobs is dead, Kanye. Dead.

Honestly, man, the double space is, somehow, the most unsettling aspect of this entire shitshow. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the answer is NO:

Get help. Soon

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