These Matthew McConaughey Pick-Up Lines Are Hilarious

 

 

Matthew McConaughey has been a BroBible hero since our founding in 2008. Since  existential realist Rust Cohle is probably going to go down in history as his most iconic character since Dazed and Confused‘s David Wooderson. Some mad genius created these absolutely hilarious pick-up lines. Maybe don’t use them at the bar tonight, alright, alright, alright. 

 

[H/T: Elite Daily]

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com