Ryan Reynolds Rejecting Horny Fans Propositioning Him For Sex On Twitter Is Laugh Out Loud Funny

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Your girlfriend wants to bone Ryan Reynolds. Your mom does too. These are facts of life that we must accept or we will live a life of internal struggle manifested in insecurity. But, rest assured bro, you have skills and qualities instilled in you that even the heartthrob Ryan Reynolds envies. I just can’t think of them right now. Just because he’s married to one of the hottest girls in Hollywood and just pocketed tens of millions for the wildly successful Deadpool, doesn’t mean that you don’t deserve everything he’s got. It just means that you probably won’t get it.

The pitfalls of having all that success and a killer chiseled jaw is that you have horny lunatics constantly hitting you up on Twitter asking you to fuck their faces. Ok, that’s not really a pitfall, but the dude doesn’t have a lot going against him. Reynolds has been taking time out of his busy schedule to respond to these sexual monsters and his responses are hilarious.

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Good to see Reynolds corresponding with fans cut from the same cloth.

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[h/t LADbible]

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