Cancel Your Order For That Scarlett Johansson Sex Robot, Bros, Because She Just Split From Her Husband


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What? You didn’t know there were Scarlett Johansson sex robots available out there now? Eh…doesn’t matter now.

That’s because, in news that is sure to please bros the world over, Scarlett Johansson has split from her husband Romain Dauriac (not pictured, because fuck him) after two years of marriage.

That’s right. No longer do we have to shoot our shot at ScarJo’s body double anymore. Now we are free to resume going after the real deal.

How any dude could let a woman like Scarlett get away is one of life’s mysteries. Especially when she looked like this just four months after giving birth, but shit happens, am I right?

Here’s what little we know…

Scarlett Johansson and her French husband, Romain Dauriac, have called it quits, PEOPLE has learned.

“They’ve been separated since the summer,” a source confirms to PEOPLE.

Johansson, 32, attended the women’s march in Washington, D.C., on Saturday, where she was seen without her wedding ring.

Looks like maybe she should of stuck it out with her first marriage (which coincidentally also lasted just two years) to Ryan Reynolds, huh? Just sayin’.

Regardless, I think this calls for some kind of celebration, don’t you, bros?

And since this is the internet what else is there to do to celebrate other than to look at some pictures and think about what once was and what now, as of today, still can be?