Celebrities, they’re just like us! Ok, they’re nothing like us, except for the human part. As humans, they have the same needs as us like food, water and a ton of sex.
Celebrities probably have more sex than the average person so they’ve got some opinions about the act of banging. Here’s some solid sex advice from some famous fornicators.
“Every couple argues, but instead of going home to scream, yell and get into a big fight with your guy – do the opposite. If you feel angry, go at him with love instead, and you give him a blow job.” – Gwyneth Paltrow
“Always use a condom.” – Rihanna
“I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty – they don’t know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it’s pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously.” – Olivia Munn
“Some people are more experimental in bed and others are more boring. If you are wild and crazy, bring it on so the other person is well aware that you have little devil horns that come out every once in a while.” — Heidi Klum
“You have to really enjoy [being sexy]. Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to.” – Cameron Diaz
“Take a bath, before and after.” – Martha Stewart
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ― Frank Zappa
“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” ― Marilyn Monroe
“I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.” — John Mayer
“Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“I like bald. You got to keep it clean down there. It’s disgusting if you let it go crazy.” — Lamar Odom
“I think [sex with an ex is] a good idea when you know that you’re not going to see them again or call them again. If it’s ex-sex with the hopes of it not being over, you’re screwed. Ex-sex is also a good idea when there’s unfinished business, like maybe when it’s subtly hate sex, or let-me-show-you-how-much-I’ve-learned-in-the-past-couple-years sex.” — Rashida Jones
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.” — Steve Martin