This ‘SNL’ Skit Profiling That Dude At The Bar Who Uses Feminism To Try To Get Laid Is Laugh Out Loud Funny

For all the single bros out there who didn’t attend the Women’s March, you missed a primo opportunity to find love or lust. All you needed to do is hold a sign that read #I’m With Her accompanied with your phone number and then wait for the avalanche of phone calls to come through. Maybe throw an Orange is the New Black reference on there because girls love that show more than they love delicious recipes on Pinterest involving guacamole. Sure, it’s a bit of a gimmick but women, like men, just want to be understood. They want you to be in their corner. Just as you’d expect your girl to support your borderline unhealthy gambling addiction and drinking heavily on most weekdays, girls want you to recognize that society is structured to oppress them. Empathy is key in meeting a mate and if you can make it through the date without yelling at her for her refusal to put your micropenis in her mouth, then you may stand a chance at not dying alone. Give it a try on your next bar night, bro. Sometimes less is more.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.