I kind of regret not going to graduate school. Mostly because I would have written my graduate thesis on the theory that famous people only hang out with each and spend all of their time together. That thing would have essentially written itself. I don’t think I would have even needed to write anything. I could have just submitted a blank paper with ‘Famous People Only Hang Out With Other Famous People’ written on the cover and my professor would have been “Yeah, sure, that holds up. I can’t prove it wrong.”
Take Justin Timberlake, Steph Curry and Alfonso Ribeiro hanging out at some celebrity golf outing yesterday. Famous people don’t even go golfing unless it’s at an outing with other famous people. I mean, I kind of get it. I wouldn’t want to hang out with me either if I could do ‘the Carlton Dance’ with the actual Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Which is exactly what Curry and JT whilst hitting the links yesterday. (Side note, this is the second time that JT and Ribeiro have ‘Carlton-ed’ together while on a golf course. Smh rich people.)
Here it is again in gif form since I’m sure everyone wants to watch that on loop. And by everyone, I mean me. You’re reading my stuff. I get to project my opinions onto you. Part of the job.