Bravo TV. UGh. You all know my opinions on Bravo TV. But last night while flicking through channels, the MILFy eye-candy in the Bravo show “Girlfriends Guide To Divorce” (kill me, I know) caught my eye. It was just in the nick of time, too, as what happened next is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever watched on cable television.
Here’s how I understand it. Someone’s teenage daughter is having a very Beverly Hills birthday party. Teenagers being teenagers, they sneak booze in and start getting drunk. Except it’s not by *drinking* the damn booze, but rather by using vodka-soaked tampons (“because they don’t want the calories” — UGH. So L.A.), which is an actual thing we’ve blogged about here at BroBible YEARS ago. Kids these days.
Anyway, one things leads to another and the next thing you know, the mom is yelling “their vagina’s are burning!!!” while a bunch of teenage girls are jumping into the backyard pool. It’s only about a minute long, but HOLY FUCK is it an amazing scene. I probably howled in laughter for a solid four minutes before realizing “what the fuck am I doing?”
Bravo, Bravo. Premium cable doesn’t even have something as unintentionally/intentionally hilarious.