Harry Styles is known for three things: being the most famous member of One Direction, bedding a bevy of celebrities (up top!), and his long, luscious locks.
The ladies love his hair, with Styles a modern-day musical Samson.
What is Harry without his hair? Probably no different than you or me, some basement dwelling blogger or chip eating loser.
He would never cut off the one thing that’s the source of the adoration of his millions and millions of female fans?
Cue. Panic. Here’s a smattering of the TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND comments on the post.
ahdedahsjumpa@sarahsalmondmilk @sarahhricee THIS IS NOT A DRILL HOLY FUCK I CANT BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW IM FUCKING FREAKING THE FUCK OUT SARAH HOLY
molly_hendrickss What😭😭😭😭😭😭 @avaleigh._ @sophie.rods22
shade_wilsonOh my god
firstname.lastname@example.org i have a headache
monsyhansy@elenilove OH MY GOD
thefoolgirlNO FUCKING WAY! OMG
olivia.gardella BITTCCCHHHHHH @jocelyn.sciple
kxxmii_Selfies !! Pleasee Harry😭💖💖
izzy.thoma FUCK NO HARRY WTF
ra1nb0w.d1n0saur THE FUCK IS THIS SHITT
Good grief. What I wouldn’t give for that kind of power over the ladies.
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[H/T @ChrisIlluminati, who apparently follows Harry Styles on Instagram]