How Do You Troll Ten Million Girls With One Single Photo? Let The Lead Singer Of One Direction Show You

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Harry Styles is known for three things: being the most famous member of One Direction, bedding a bevy of celebrities (up top!), and his long, luscious locks.

The ladies love his hair, with Styles a modern-day musical Samson.

What is Harry without his hair? Probably no different than you or me, some basement dwelling blogger or chip eating loser.

He would never cut off the one thing that’s the source of the adoration of his millions and millions of female fans?

WOULD HE?

WOULD HE?

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Cue. Panic. Here’s a smattering of the TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND comments on the post.

ahdedahsjumpa@sarahsalmondmilk @sarahhricee THIS IS NOT A DRILL HOLY FUCK I CANT BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW IM FUCKING FREAKING THE FUCK OUT SARAH HOLY

molly_hendrickss What😭😭😭😭😭😭 @avaleigh._ @sophie.rods22

shade_wilsonOh my god

annetestrake@julia.lain i have a headache

monsyhansy@elenilove OH MY GOD

thefoolgirlNO FUCKING WAY! OMG

olivia.gardella BITTCCCHHHHHH @jocelyn.sciple

xandreeaclgx WHHHHHHAAAT

angieeee15_ ..

kxxmii_Selfies !! Pleasee HarryπŸ˜­πŸ’–πŸ’–

hazel.rae FUCK

cuteasabuttxn 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

izzy.thoma FUCK NO HARRY WTF

ra1nb0w.d1n0saur THE FUCK IS THIS SHITT

mariela_styles1994 😱😱😱😱😰

Good grief. What I wouldn’t give for that kind of power over the ladies.

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[H/T @ChrisIlluminati, who apparently follows Harry Styles on Instagram]


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