What’s up, Moneybags? How are you spending your ends? Are you rationing cash or are you causing strippers to break out the umbrella? You probably declared one of these majors in college. You live in one of these cities. You probably get front-row, tuxedo t-shirt drunk on the reg. You might be thinking about buying a team, Forget that mess. You need to buy the world’s first $1 million music festival ticket and go to Secret Solstice in Reykjavik, Iceland.
The Secret Solstice aka Midnight Sun Music Festival takes place from June 16th – 19th and features a lineup that includes Radiohead, Deftones, Die Antwoord, Action Bronson, and a ton more. With the $1 million ticket, they’ve bested the previous record holder, which was last year’s $200,000 Secret Solstice ticket.
What does a cool $1 million get you at this year’s fest? “An incredible experience for six people” according to the festival’s blog. That’s worth seven figures, right? Oh, you want details? Alright, tightwad, here ya go…
- Private chartered business jet (Gulfstream G300 or similar) return to Iceland from any destination on Earth for six people
- 24/7 access to two luxury cars, personal drivers, and private security for the entire week in Iceland
- Luxury 6-room villa for 7 nights in the center of Reykjavík over the Secret Solstice 2016 festival week
- Exclusive admittance to Secret Solstice 2016 for six people, including chaperoned access to off-limits areas of the festival site where possible
- Access to the sold out Secret Solstice presents Inside The Volcano event, the world’s first concert inside a volcano over the Secret Solstice 2016 weekend, including helicopter transfers from Reykjavík
- Private viewing areas for all major acts at Secret Solstice 2016, where possible
- Access to the private VIP artists bar on the festival site, only accessible by main stage artists and super-VIP guests
- The world-famous Blue Lagoon reserved privately for an evening for the ticket purchasers and their invited guests, plus helicopter transfers for the ticket holders to the Blue Lagoon from Reykjavík
- Access to the sold out Secret Solstice presents Inside The Glacier event, the world’s only event inside Langjökull glacier, including. helicopter transfers from Reykjavík
- Access to the Secret Lagoon party in a 120+ year-old geothermal lagoon (Iceland’s oldest), including helicopter transfers from Reykjavík
- Access to Secret Solstice 2016’s Midnight Sun Boat Party
- Private concert outside Reykjavík by prominent Icelandic act in a lava field, including helicopter transfers to the location
- Private show at the guests’ holiday residence in Iceland by prominent Icelandic act
- Private half-day Icelandic nature helicopter tour, to experience Iceland’s incredible natural sights from the air, with champagne lunch at a geothermal hotspot
- Personal engraved and framed memorial ticket for each guest, made from Icelandic lava rock
- 24/7 access to personal assistants during your stay in Iceland
- Private Icelandic dining experience with a prominent Icelandic chef personal chef at your holiday residence on a chosen night during your stay
- Private Icelandic food experiences on site at Secret Solstice 2016 on request
- Introductions where possible to Secret Solstice 2016 artists
- All food/drinks at Secret Solstice 2016, including hyper-premium drinks
- Private whale & dolphin watching tour
- Private airplane day tour over Iceland’s south coast, including Vatnajökull glacier and the Jökulsárlón glacier lagoon
- Midnight sun glacier walk on top of a glacier in Iceland with the sun still up after midnight, including helicopter transfers from Reykjavík, and a private glacier snowmobile experience
- Private tours of any additional Icelandic holiday/tourist experiences where possible, with time permitting
- More to be announced soon…
This has Dan Bilzerian written all over it. Rich dude and five ladies pushing the limits of the human body. Godspeed, Dan. We’ll be anxiously awaiting your Instagram posts.
Via Music Vice