Listen To This 30 Second Clip Of Tyga Rapping About Banging Kylie Jenner And Then We’ll Forget Both Of Them Exist

NOW WAIT. I know what you’re thinking: ‘Not another Kardashian post! Fuck you, Matt, you worthless piece of Nazi foreskin!’ And although you may be right about that second part, I think we have a noteworthy piece of content involving Kylie Jenner that we can all crack a beer open over and enjoy together before continuing to live our lives.

Jenner’s rapper boyfriend, Tyra, miraculously found a way to make his music relevant by dropping a new mixtape which includes the song, “Stimulated.” In it, he not-so-subtly refers to his sex life with his barely 18-year-old girlfriend Kylie Jenner, who I actively cannot stand until I take a good, long look at the picture above. I’m only human.

Check out the short clip below, where Tyga delivers an aggressive message to all those who accused him of robbing the cradle.

“They say she young, I shoulda waited, She a big girl, dawg , When she stimulated.”

Whether you love me or hate me for posting this, it doesn’t change the fact that Kylie be a big girl when she stimulated. Dawg.

[h/t TMZ]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.