Alright, bros, it’s once again time for my weekly ‘Things We Want’ feature. If this is your first time checking this out it’s a round up of all the awesome gear for bros that I came across in my travels across the web in the past week. Some of the stuff I plan on buying for myself (or have already purchased), other things are crazy expensive and I wouldn’t be able to afford them in my wildest dreams. But that’s why this is called the ‘Things We Want This Week’, and not the ‘Things We’re Getting For Ourselves This Week’, because we all need to know what the latest and greatest aspirational items are on the market, right?
Also, if you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at Cass @ Brobible dot com. And for those of you looking to have us test out products to be featured here you can contact me via that email for our mailing address.
Antithesis Concept Yacht — A Modern Home Floating On The Water
This modern home design is a concept unlike any yacht I’ve ever seen. A carbon fiber hull and helicopter landing pad are just a few of the luxurious amenities. The bros over on Uncrate have a full write-up on this magnificent design and you can check out more info by following the link below!
Distil Union Wally Ether iPhone 7 (and 7 Plus) Wallet Case
The bros over at Distil Union just released the newest ‘Wally’ model of their industry-best iPhone wallet cases, the Wally Ether. The Wally Ether is made for both the iPhone 7 and the iPhone 7 Plus. There are a wide variety of styles, and it’s a refreshingly new take on the iPhone wallet case design.
— Strong crystal-clear case with a soft microfiber interior keeps your investment safe while letting the beauty of your phone shine through
— Rich, vege-tanned leather gives Ether a slim design and improved grip that feels warm and familiar to the touch, all while concealing your must-have cards
— Hide your wallet in plain sight with our trademarked Wally Pull-Tab ribbon. Easy, quick access for up to 4 cards and a folded bill (ID, credit cards, debit cards, and cash)
— Full access to every port and button means the case goes virtually undetected, allowing the truest experience of your iPhone 7 (fits Apple iPhone 7 ONLY)
— Each Wally Wallet is made with premium leather, skillfully crafted, and comes with a one-year no hassle warranty
‘Real Rain’ Shower Head From Kohler
This is, without question, the #1 thing missing from my life right now. I want nothing more than to have this badass ‘Real Rain’ shower head in my home. I don’t think my life will be complete until I install this in my home. Why? Because the shower is my favorite part of the entire day.
KOHLER, Wis. – Jan. 10, 2017 – By carefully studying all the elements of a natural rain shower, from the varying sizes of the raindrops to the angles at which they fall, KOHLER has created Real Rain, a remarkable showering experience that has the power to transport the bather to the center of a summer rainstorm. A multi-sensory experience, Real Rain emulates the unique and utterly entrancing feel of a warm rain in a way that is dynamic and dictated by the user’s desires.
The look and feel of natural rain is accomplished in numerous ways. First, an innovative sprayface design has a unique nozzle geometry that simulates rain by adjusting the size of the water drops. The rates at which the drops fall is also varying and random, just like in a true rainstorm.
I need this. I want this. I gotta have this….
Casio G-Shock Gulfmaster Watch
I don’t always get super amped up on new Casio G-Shock watches, but this Gulfmaster definitely caught my eye. It’s more watch than I’d ever realistically need, but that doesn’t mean I can’t want it, right?
— G-Shock Collection
— Quartz Movement
— 200 Meters / 656 Feet / 20 ATM Water Resistant
— 51mm Case Diameter
— Mineral Crystal
Spring/Summer Button-Down Short-Sleeve Shirts From The Original Penguin
Penguin just released a ton of short-sleeve button-down shirts for bros, and it’s time for you to start stocking up on your Spring/Summerwear because Winter’s moving on pretty darn soon.
Shimano Baltica Tackle Bags
These Shimano Baltica Tackle Bags are the only things I actually asked Santa Claus for this year (the rest was a surprise). I spent most of my life using hard-sided tackle boxes but have since seen the light, and now know that tackle bags are the ONLY way to store your gear. They are a MUCH more efficient use of space.
SaberLight Rechargeable Flameless Plasma Beam Lighter (2-Pack)
It’s the 21st century, flame lighters are so 1999. SaberLight will torch your cigarette with an electricity-generated plasma beam that is hotter and cleaner than a butane flame. Plus, it’s wind proof and splash proof so you won’t be fumbling to get a light when weather decides to be weather.
— Butane-free lighting is less toxic to humans
— Wind and splash proofing ensure a clean light no matter what the conditions
— TSA Airport approval means you can take this lighter on the plane w/ you
— Completely rechargeable & offers up to 300 uses on a single charge
Paracord Bracelet — Wrap You Wrist with the Strength & Style of Paracord
Be ready for anything and look stylish in the meantime with this adjustable Paracord bracelet. Made from the lightweight rope once used by soldiers to suspend lines of parachutes, this is clearly not your ordinary bracelet.
— Matte black clasps & material
— Lightweight but strong, military-grade paracord
— Adjustable & one size fits all
— Made in the USA
Battery Organizer With Removable Tester — Get Your Life In Order
This is a product I’m not even sure if a lot of you bros need and/or want, but it’s something I came across in passing and realized I need this in my life ASAP. It’s an organizer for all of the random batteries in your house. I’ve got drawers full of different battery sizes all throughout my home. This takes those batteries, puts them all in one place, and it has a tester to make sure they’re all still juiced up.
Make The Joke Burgers From ‘Bob’s Burger’s’ In Your Own Kitchen
Fans can get the ultimate Bob’s Burgers experience at home with seventy-five straight from the show but actually edible Burgers of the Day. Recipes include the “Bleu is the Warmest Cheese Burger,” the “Bruschetta-Bout-It Burger,” and the “Shoot-Out at the OK-ra Corral Burger (comes with Fried Okra).” Serve the “Sweaty Palms Burger (comes with Hearts of Palm)” to your ultimate crush, just like Tina Belcher, or ponder modern American literature with the “I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings Burger.”
SAMS Retractable Fishing Nippers (Clippers)
Beyond the rod, reel, and fishing lure/bait the clippers are the most important thing a fisherman can have in his tackle box. I’ve owned countless pairs of nippers over the years, mostly because I used to be foolish and never bought the retractable pairs. I’d lose them regularly. Well, it’s been quite some time since I lost a pair after I moved to a retractable pair clipped to my tackle box, and I wish I’d been using these all along. At just $7 every fisherman should own a pair of these.
FIXD Active Car Health Monitor (Deciphers Engine Lights, Sends Maintenance Reminders & More)
Fact: this compact sensor could save you thousands of dollars in car repairs. Just plug it into your car and connect to your phone via Bluetooth to get started. FIXD does everything from deciphering a “check engine” light to determining whether a problem is drivable or needs immediate attention. Even set it up with multiple cars, so no vehicle goes unprotected.
— Translates your check engine light in simple terms
— Tells you the severity & consequences of the car problem
— Reminds you when maintenance is needed
— Allows you to clear the check engine light
— Lets you remotely monitor all your family’s vehicles
Acesori 5 Piece Smartphone Camera Lens Kit (80% OFF)
Wish your smartphone had the functionality of your DSLR? Well, our friends at Acesori want to help with this 3-in-1 LensKit designed to greatly increase your camera’s range. Easily connected to the magnetic ring around your phone’s camera, this kit allows you to take incredible photos and video through fish eye, wide angle, and macro lenses.
— Easily detachable & interchangeable design includes magnetic rings
— High-quality, anti-scratch glass w/ reduced glare & reflection will greatly enhance your photos
— Metal lanyards & lens covers keep the lenses protected and portable
— Durable aluminum construction makes the lenses more durable
— Fish Eye lens views a complete a 180-degree picture
— Wide Angle shots will let you capture an entire landscape
— Macro pictures capture the most minute details of a subject
Recipes from the Woods: The Book of Game and Forage
This is one of the coolest cookbooks I’ve ever seen. It’s full of recipes incorporating wild game and foraged vegetables. With ‘Recipes From The Woods‘ you’ll learn to live off the land, and you’ll feel empowered by this newfound skill.
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