The ‘Dadbag’ Fanny Pack For Dad Bods Is Officially The Greatest Invention In Human History

Every come across a product that’s so revolutionary, you wonder to yourself, “WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?!” That’s what crossed my head when I came across The Dadbag, the best fanny pack to every go viral. It’s a fanny pack that gives you a dadbod, which isn’t a problem if you like waterfalling icy cold draft beers at Applebees on a Tuesday night like me. Because the great dadbod trend of 2015 never ended in my mind. I really peaked in those years.

The Dadbag gives you plenty of room to stash all those Natty Daddy pounders you picked up down at the Seven-11 on the walk back to whatever flea bag motel you find yourself living in. It screams “I WEAR HAWAIIAN SHIRTS BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY THING THAT FITS MY BODY.”

Don’t want one, need one. Never has a fanny pack given more of an “I AM A DADDY” vibe. It is perfect just like dadbods are perfect, even though it’s not¬†officially¬†available yet.

Soon, people. Soon. 

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