Whoever Designed This ‘Kim Kardashian Human Centipede’ Party Shirt Is An American Hero
Bros, get ready to meet your new favorite party tee. The shirt that’ll let everyone you come in contact with know that you’re a bro who likes to party, and doesn’t give one flying fuck about the Kardashians. But before we get to the greatest TV shirt ever designed by man I need to address something real quick.
So technically I’m breaking the ‘BroBible Ban on the Kardashians’ by sharing this incredible shirt with you bros. However, I figured that this gets a pass because the shirt is actually taking a steaming ‘Hot Carl‘ all over Kim Kardashian and her life as a bullshit reality star…Moving on.
Let’s check out this shirt (btw, stocks are VERY LIMITED, so if you’re interested in purchasing this you should pull the trigger ASAP because it’s definitely going to sell out):
— This All Over Print design is made with high-quality, 100% spun polyester that delivers the look and feel of organic cotton without ever fading, cracking, peeling or flaking
— The back of each design is the same as the front, so people will be able to accurately double take your awesome shirt and confirm their jealousy of you!
— We print our shirts using dye-sublimation, a technology that allows us to produce these insanely vibrant all-over-print designs. Due to this process, the product may contain smudges or irregularities under the armpit of the sleeves