This Lamborghini Smartphone Can Be Yours For The Low, Low Price Of $2,450

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There used to be a time when smartphones were considered a luxury item, but things have changed wildly since the iPhone burst onto the scene over a decade ago. Nowadays, you basically have to have an iPhone or an Android to be considered a member of polite society, which makes it hard to people with too much money and an innate need to overcompensate to set themselves apart.

Thankfully, Lamborghini has stepped in to fill the void with the launch of the Alpha One, the perfect phone for anyone who wants to let people know they’re insufferable without having to say a single word.

According to The Verge, the Android phone— which retails for the incredibly reasonable price of $2,450— is encased in handmade Italian leather and features a 5.5-inch display, a 20-megapixel camera (as opposed to the iPhone 7’s 12), a fingerprint scanner, and 4 GB of RAM with 64 GB of storage.

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If you want to get your hands on the Alpha One, you’ll have to go to Harrod’s in the United Kingdom or visit a few select retailers in the United Arab Emirates, because of course you do.

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