Alright, bros, it’s time again for the weekly ‘Things We Want’ feature. It’s a collection of the hottest gear I’ve come across this week. Ranging from items I desperately want in my life to things I’ll never be able to afford, I try and include a cross section of everything here in the ‘Things We Want‘ roundup. If you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at email@example.com.
There are plenty of beer pong pool floats on the market but this one is second to none. It has a built-in cooler which means you won’t have to constnatly get in and out of the pool while playing beer pong in order to retrieve more beers. This way, you can keep the game going and stay in the pool. The cooler holds 18 beers, and the beer pong float sets up as a standard 10-cup beer pong table. Once you own this, bro, you will truly be living the dream.
OtterBox, makers of hte most indestructible smartphone cases on the planet, are officially making huge waves in the high-end cooler market. For some reason, all of the high-end cooler makers around (you know who I’m talking about) love to brag about their coolers being ‘bear proof’ because apparently bears attacking your food while camping is a very serious threat at all of the campgrounds in America that I’ve never been to. Anyways, to show just how indestructible their Venture Coolers are OtterBox went all out and had a legitimate Kodiak Grizzly attack their cooler.
I’m not sure a fully grown Kodiak Bear will ever attack my cooler down here in Florida, but it’s nice to know that the cooler could fall out of the back of the truck on the highway and come out fine on the other end. They’re calling the ‘Venture Coolers’ the ‘Dream Cooler’, and it features two-inch refrigeration grade insulating foam. The coolers are made to ‘true size’, meaning the 65-quart cooler has 65 quarts of storage, and isn’t just 65 quarts large. To learn more about the new Venture Coolers from OtterBox just follow the link below!
This Whiskey Ball Ice Cube mold is one of the top-rated products on Amazon. It has over 2,000 reviews from happy customers. It makes 4 Ice Balls at a time, the perfect ice cube shape for drinking whiskey. Ice balls last longer and melt slower than the traditional cubes, and this is a must-have for every bro.
The AnkerSoundBuds Lite Bluetooth Headphones are perfect for people who don’t like the traditional build of Bluetooth earbuds. They feature a comfortable and lightweight neckband that goes around the back of the neck to hold them in place. AThey are wildly affordable and priced well below what they’re actually worth. The SoundBuds Lite from Anker pump out rich, skip-free audio. You’ll get 10 full/continuous hours of listening to music on one charge, or you’ll get 12 hours of talk time. They are water resistant and perfect for the gym.
Stay hydrated this Summer with the 70-ounce CamelBak Rogue Hydration Pack. It’s a lightweight hydration pack made from the #1 manufacturer on the market, and it features 3 additional pockets for storage. This pack comes in 4 different colors. I could spend all day talking about how great the CamelBak Rogue Hydration Pack is but there’s no sense in that, I’ll let you bros find out for yourselves.
Now that it’s prime summer day-drinking season, every group of Bros needs this it. You can buy a Chippo set online today — All orders now ship within 24 hours and arrive in 2-5 days! Boom! LLLLLLFFFFFFGGGGGGGG!!!!
Chippo is the new golf game for beach, backyard, tailgate and clubhouse – a patent pending, mind-blowing mash-up of golf and traditional backyard games! We’ve combined the old fashioned, beer-slugging, tailgate-dominating, sunshine-basking goodness of games like cornhole with the gentlemanly, giddiness-inducing, side-betting beauty of golf. Chippo is the only backyard game where you can work over your buddies, while working on your short game.
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Last week at a music festival in Paris, adidas low-key released the ultimate tribute item to the film: The adidas-brand blue-and-aqua-striped training shoes, an essential part of the Zissou outfit. After the movie came out, adidas let the kicks be an enigma, inspiring fan-made sneaker tributes. This marks the first official release of the Zissous. And, of course, they weren’t easy to get. via Sneaker News:
The three stripes surprised everyone by dropping a limited run of the adidas Rom Zissou featuring crisp white leather, alternating aquatic shades of blue on the three stripe branding, and hints of yellow. The pair is a 1:1 of the original featured in the film and was made available only at the We Love Green Festival in Paris. The festival featured Seu Jorge, the Brazilian musician whose music was featured throughout The Life Aquatic‘s soundtrack.
Just 100 pairs were released in Paris recently, and we’re still waiting on word if a wider release will come to the states in the near future.
Really hope the three stripes steps it up and releases these in the States. They’re basically a must-have for aging millennial hipster Bill Murray fans like myself.
Have you ever stared at the fish in your aquarium and thought “man, they must be bored as shit in there all day.” Well, they probably are bored when they’re not panicking that the giant face (yours) is going to devour their body whole.
There’s no way to make the fish have more fun but these stackable fish hotels will make your fish watching way more exciting.
The Umbra Fishhotel aquarium is an award-winning modern home for your finned friends. Modelled after a contemporary condominium, this reinvented aquarium features a sleek white shell with assymetrical windows. Individual units can be stacked to create a condo effect. Glass bowl is removable for cleaning.
I get a lot of readers asking me if they should sign up with Dollar Shave Club or a similar service. I never know if I should tell you guys ‘yes, get this specific thing and you will enjoy it’ because every guy’s facial hair is different. Dollar Shave Club just made it a whole lot easier for me to advise you bros with these $5-7 trial kits. They’re travel/trial sized versions of every product Dollar Shave Club makes, and they come in kits. You can scoop up the Shower Kit, Shower & Shave Kit, Immaculate Shave Kit, etc., if you want to test the products out before signing up with DSC. I also think this just officially became the easiest way to buy travel sized grooming products, so I’m on board with this.
Take to the skies anywhere with the Wingsland S6, the phone-sized drone that fits in your pocket and produces incredible 4K HD views. With intelligent flight control modes and intuitive control right from your smartphone, you can go for a spontaneous flight around the neighborhood whenever you’d like.
Go for a hunt around the house with the Real Action Crossbow Set! Built to function like the real thing, this toy crossbow can fire bolts up to 20 feet, while suction cup tips stick to your target so you can keep track of your marksmanship.
This is a car’s world and every time you hop on your bike you’re taking your life in your hands. That takes balls. Big, luminescent balls. Designed to increase your visibility while riding, this easily attached light will flop from side to side behind your bike seat, sending a clear message to aggressive cars and pedestrians that you’re not afraid. In fact, maybe they should be afraid. Give it a little pinch and it’ll flash in three different modes: solid, fast-strobe, and slow-strobe. Just, you know, depending on how hard you’re feeling. Don’t get pushed around on your bike, grab a Bike Sack and stand your ground.
I know what you’re thinking, ‘Cass, WTF is a book about yoga breathing doing in the best gear guide for men on the Internet?!’ Allow me to explain. This book was written by a lifelong friend of mine. I love my friends and I like to do nice things for them, so I’m giving her book a shoutout this week. You can buy this incredibly informative e-book for yourself for just $4.99, or you can purchase it for someone in your life and I’m sure they’ll be stoked you did.
Your Breath on Yoga is a friendly introduction to the anatomy of the breath for enthusiasts of yoga. This book tracks the development and path of the breath from the nose all the way to the level of the blood, illuminating the connections between the breath, heart, nervous system, and even personality. Along the way, we’ll unpack the practices of pranayama, creating anatomical context for the philosophy and traditions of yogic breathing. Take a deep breath and dive into this readable mix of anatomy, research, philosophy and practice.
Hate on yoga all you want but it’s great for the body and I’m doing this for a friend. Interested in the book? Follow that link below!
Spruce (or wheatgrass, pun intended) up your work or living space with this luminescent Grasslamp. This unique structure features a graceful glowing light and a compact luxuriant grass garden. The grass alone produce up to 33% of your daily needed oxygen and is easily maintained with just a few sprays of water a day — no soil required. It vegetates in just 15 days to grow completely with hydroponic technology.
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