Alright, bros, it’s time again for the weekly ‘Things We Want’ feature. It’s a collection of the hottest gear I’ve come across this week. Ranging from items I desperately want in my life to things I’ll never be able to afford, I try and include a cross section of everything here in the ‘Things We Want‘ roundup. If you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at cass@brobible.com.
The BroBag: Canvas Laptop Messenger Bag Built By Bros, For Bros
Bros! This is the most legit messenger bag you’re going to find in 2017. The Brosevelt, aka the BroBag, features a 24″ drop, and is constructed out of the highest quality canvas and leather. (buy here), this bag VERY underpriced for what you’re getting.
— Protect your laptop and other electronics with the padded sleeve that attaches with Velcro and is removable.
— Features a spacious main compartment with an inner zipper pocket to hold your valuables.
— Carefully constructed of high quality 16 oz. canvas and leather.
— Durable stitching ensures a long life for your BroBag.
— The metal zipper extends beyond the width of the main opening to allow for easy access.
— Quickly and easily open and close the main flap with magnetic snaps.
— Two lined front pockets with snaps and two side pockets with leather straps and metal buckles for easy access.
— The bag measures 14 inches long, 11 inches tall and 4 inches wide.
Let’s take one last glance at this fine lookin’ messenger bag before you click that BUY IT NOW button below and purchase your own BroBag today! Make no mistake about it, bros, the Brosevelt BroBag is the messenger bag you’ve been looking for!
OluKai’s Kohala Boots (koh-ha-lah) TRANSLATION: Oldest Volcano on the Big Island)
OluKai is best known for making some of the most stylish and comfortable sandals on the market, but you bros should know they also make one of the best-looking pairs of boots around. The Olukai Kohala Boots are the PERFECT all-season boots for men. This boot is sold in three different colors: Black, Toffee, and Dark Wood.
OUTSOLE — Durable, high-density, non-marking rubber outsole with embossed leather arch insert and leather welt.
NON-MARKING RUBBER — Thermoset rubber is a compound of natural and synthetic rubber that will not leave marks or ‘scuffs’ on surfaces of any type.
FOOTBED — Triple-layer anatomical EVA footbed. Multii-density EVA provides lightweight cushioning and support. Moisture-wicking microfiber cover, removable.
WATER RESISTANT — Lightweight, quick drying, breathable and durable materials built for in and around water.
I can’t say enough good things about OluKai and how comfortable their shoes, boots, and flip-flops are. If you bros are looking for the perfect combination of style and comfort then I can guarantee that these are the boots you’ve been looking for.
RFID-Blocking Carbon Fiber Moneyclip And Card Wallet
This carbon fiber card wallet doubles as a money clip, so for you bros out there who prefer to live life without a bulky ass wallet, this is the perfect item. It’s RFID-blocking so all of your credit cards with chips in them will remain perfectly safe. And it’s a combo of stylish leather and carbon fiber. It holds up to 5 cards and 15 bills at a time.
SPRING BREAK: Tommy Bahama Backpack Cooler Chair with Storage Pouch and Towel Bar
Bros, Spring Break is just around the corner and I want you to be prepared. I own this Tommy Bahama beach chair and I can tell you that it’s worth every goddamn penny. It features a built-in cooler to keep frosty brews ice cold. If you’re on the hunt for a new cooler, though, you can check out our feature on the ‘12 Best Coolers on the Market for Every Budget‘…Back to this Tommy Bahama chair.
This chair has 4.5 out of 5 Stars on Amazon, and a total of 1,290 customer reviews. It’s TRULY THAT LEGIT.
— Lightweight, rustproof aluminum frame
— Durable 600-denier polyester fabric / weight capacity 300 lb
— Adjustable to 5 reclining positions including lay flat
— Padded shoulder straps and rubber carry handle
— Insulated beverage or storage pouch/ cell phone holder and cup folder/ folding towel bar
Don’t overthink this, just do the smart thing and BUY YOURSELF THIS CHAIR TODAY.
Reusable Buttonless Hookah Vape Pen
— Vaporizes multiple varieties of liquid at once for enhanced flavors
— 10-second continuous auto-shutoff prevents over-burning liquid
— Quick & easy charging lets you get back to use right away
BIG ASS BULBS — Giant Vintage Lightbulbs
Bros, I’m moving this weekend so you should probably prepare yourselves for an overload of homegoods products to be featured in the ‘Things We Want This Week’ over the coming weeks/months. An old friend of mine recently started this company. He’s been killing it in the luxury home building market for years and has branched off with this as a passion project because these are so cool.
Everyone loves gigantic vintage lightbulbs because they look awesome. This is really a no-brainer. If you have any sense of style at all you’ll follow the ‘buy it now’ link below to check out the badass inventory.
Arkwear Polos — Stylish Polo Shirts That Also Help Save Endangered Animals
I will ALWAYS throw my support behind a good cause, especially when that cause has to do with conservation of threatened or endangered animals. ARKWEAR (the name comes from ‘Noah’s Ark’) is a new line of stylish polo shirts which periodically features new emblems of animals that are thereatened, endangered, or in need of conservation.
The latest run of ARKWEAR polos features the Western Bumble Bee, Grauer’s Gorilla, Sumatran Tiger, and the Sperm Whale (there are additional animals available on their website). These are all animals you’d happily wear on a polo shirt to begin with but throw in the fact that ARKWEAR takes an active role in conservation and these shirts are ‘MUST HAVE’ items for bros.
Interested? Just follow that link below!
Astral TR1 Canyoning Shoes — The Perfect Spring/Summer Outdoors Shoe
I’ll level with you bros, I prefer to NOT wear Hiking Boots unless I have to. Typically, unless it’s frigid out I’ll opt for a canyoning style shoe like the new TR1 line for Astral Designs. Perfect for fishing, hiking, camping, and every other outdoor activity underneath the sun.
The Astral TR1 shoes come in a wide range of styles (Trek, Junction, and Mesh), and you bros are going to love the way they feel.
via Astral:
Intended Use: Trail, River
Uppers: Hydrophobic canvas with protective TPU overlays at toe and heel cap. Supportive EVA heel cup. Removable Polygiene® treated insole treated insole. Heel tab. Includes alternate color laces.
Midsole: Level heel to ball, with Top Shank™ to reduce foot fatigue.
Outsole: G.15™ high friction Rubber with aggressive 5mm lugs. Non-marking.
Sound like the perfect Spring/Summer shoe? Pick them up now before they’re all sold out!!!
Nano Torch — Let There Be Light Anytime with This Keychain Flashlight
— Tough, durable design makes the Nano Torch built to last
— Attaches easily to a keychain or zipper for use whenever you need
— Nichia LEDs provide 50,000 hours of continuous use
Kalorik Bluetooth Body Analysis Scale
— Measures weight, body fat, body water, muscle mass, & suggested calorie consumption
— Syncs w/ smartphones to store up to 10 users’ information w/ automatic user identification
— Touch sensor technology & health status indicators keep you in tune w/ your body’s health
Mocha Latte Coffee Infused Snack Bars
Frankly, I have no idea if these coffee-infused snack bars actually work but there are 123 customer reviews on Amazon and they’ve got a 4-star rating, so I’ll choose to believe that they’re legit. They advertise that there’s a full cup of coffee in every snack bar.
I love coffee. I drink an insane amount of coffee every day/week. And while I’m lusting over the ‘Rolls Royce of Coffee Brewing Machines‘ I think I’ll choose to get my coffee fix from these snack bars for a few days.
Royal Boudoir Men’s Black & Brown Leather Belts (2-Pack)
A man can’t have too many good belts, and these leather Royal Boudoir belts will be a wonderful addition to your arsenal. Including one brown, and one black stitched belt, you’ll get two stylish belts that will match any suit or outfit.
Introducing The Floafer: A Preppy Summer Shoe For When You’re Too Fratty For Crocs
Floafers are versatile and can be worn anywhere with anything; our patented design includes strategic vent holes and side gills for breath-ability and fast drying. Floafers are made of environmentally friendly closed cell EVA foam, which makes our shoes light weight, water proof and anti-microbial. The soles of our shoes are made of a scuff proof and slip resistant TPC rubber, perfect for boats or any kind of wet surface. Floafers are a life style shoe brand,perfect for any occasion!
The project has currently raised over $41,000 on Kickstarter. Personally, I think it’s ripe for snark — Driving shoes are the ultimate preppy lifestyle footwear, so floafers are pretty much just preppy Crocs.
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