Here’s One Picture Of Ryan Lochte’s Playmate Girlfriend Kayla Rae Reid For Every Medal The U.S. Has Won Thus Far

At the time of me writing this, the red, white and blue have pulled in the most medals in the 2016 Olympic Games with a total of 13. Now before you go throw on The Patriot with your pet bald eagle, keep in mind that China and Australia each have one more Gold medal than us, and in the words of Ricky Bobby, “If you ain’t first, you’re last.”

America just brought in the big guns, two of ’em, as Ryan Lochte’s Playboy Playmate girlfriend will be in attendance Wednesday as her beau is set to compete in the 200m individual medley.

So without further adieu, here’s one picture of Kayla Rae Reid for every medal the United States has won.

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@twentysauce

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I ain't a killa but don't push me.

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💦☀️

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Do carbs count on your birthday? 😜🎂

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