Bella Hadid Goes Topless For A Photo Shoot In The Name Of Art And Hey Look At That Nipple Ring!

Bella Hadid is a 20-year-old who gets paid more than I ever will just to look the way she does. That paints an uplifting picture for my future. Whatever, at least I can legally get blacked out. Call it even. Nonetheless, she brings more joy to my life than I ever will to hers, so I guess that’s currency in itself.

Fresh off the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show that I skipped out on due to recently discovering hot girls wearing nothing on the world wide web (more commonly known as the internets), the Los Angeles-born supermodel followed in Kylie Jenner’s wake in showing off a nipple ring for a high-profile photo shoot. I approve of this trend.

They can also be seen HERE.

Kylie ain’t impressed.

FREE THE NIPPLE!

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.