Braves Pitcher Casey Kelly’s Girlfriend Ariel Wood Is A Phoenix Suns Dancer And Also Perfect

Another famous athlete, another smoking hot dime. It’s almost scientific. And it’s no goddamn fair.

And apparently it doesn’t matter how effective said athlete is at his job– as Busted Coverage points out, Casey, a former first-round pick who pocketed a $3 million signing bonus, has pitched in a total of 9 games over two MLB seasons (amounting to just two wins) and was able to swoon Phoenix Suns dancer Ariel Wood. Can’t do much give him a tip of the cap.

Ariel is uncomfortably hot. See for yourself.

Happy New Years from me and mine to you and yours 😜🍾💕💥 #2016

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😝😝😝😝😝😝☀️☀️☀️☀️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 #prebirthday

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#FBF to last week 😜⬅️👙 lets go back @makennaelise @biancaford

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So happy I came home for a few days! Love this little one❤️🐶🇺🇸 #early4thcelebrations 😜

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✖️⚫️✖️ #MDW

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"weeeee maaaddddeee iiiitttt!!!" @hayleemackenzie #oohooh #favoriteperson #loveyouuu ❌⭕️

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