Cara Delevingne Shaved Her Head To The Scalp And Now Looks Like A Better Looking Vin Diesel

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Quick would you rather for you bros. Would you rather have a girl with a completely shaved head or a girl with completely hairy legs? There are obviously trade offs for both, but if I can avoid it, I’d prefer not to be mating with Vin Diesel. Then again, one graze of a furry leg can stomp out an erection faster than an Adam’s Apple. Both scenarios aren’t exactly ideal, but the right woman can break down those gender norms and challenge your traditional standards of attraction.

If anyone can do that, it’s Cara Delevingne. The 24-year-old supermodel is currently shooting her new movie, A Year In The Life, in which she plays a dying teenager. The role required a head shave to the scalp. I gotta give Delevingne props for going full Mr. Clean, considering I’ve never met a girl who didn’t have a panic attack before taking off a couple centimeters.

The results:

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Who wore it better?


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