I’ve Lost Remote Controls In Shallower Cracks Than The Cleavage Emily Ratajkowski Is Sportin In This New Insta Pic

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Yo, bros–if you’re looking for the illusive pizza crust that went missing when you were blacked out, if may be deep in the depths of Emily Ratajkowski’s cleav. You dig around in there thorough enough, you may be able to scrounge up enough change to buy dinner tonight. But real talk, if Steven Avery REALLY committed the murder, why wouldn’t he just play it safe and bury it in Emily’s boobie rift?? Answer that Ken Kratz, ya shady fuck!! Oh, it’s because Avery has an IQ of -4. Ok, point well taken.


Gracias Puerto Rico! πŸΎπŸ‘‹πŸΌπŸ

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