Farrah Abraham is on vacation. Where? Don’t know. Why? Shrug. For how long? 13 days. Just kidding, I don’t know that either. But through thorough investigative journalism, I was able to deduce that Farrah is in a place with a warm climate wearing things that girls wear in warm climates. As far as her vacation itinerary and life goals and aspirations, I cannot comment on. But I will say that she looks mighty fine in a sparkly blue bikini with pink trim. Of that I’m certain.
Mighty fine indeed. Check out the full gallery of pictures of Farrah frolicking happily on the beach like she’s never been to one before over at Radar.
But first, *activates sirens* BONUS PICS!