Grampa’s Reaction to Two Girls, One Cup Should Make Us Proud of Our Generation

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“I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick!” Gramps: 1,000,000 Son: 0

Ok gramps, so your generation brought us Penicillin and color television? Cool, well we brought you Ebola and two girls shitting into a cup and eating it. Your move, old-timer. But for real, I’m hard pressed to find a cinematic experience that has withstood the test of time and generational gaps better than TGOC. I’ve gotten past the point of being totally disgusted and oddly turned on to just being impressed and oddly turned on. My mom texted me for a Netflix recommendation a couple weeks ago and I texted back “Two Girls, One Cup”, just so I could laugh to myself and convince myself I have a good sense of humor, and when my mom responded “Matthew! Gross!” I almost shit into a cup of my own. My mom thinks Twitter is a dating website, but she’s cued up a 10 year old video of two chicks snacking on some poop? Where was my dad in all this? Was this the centerpiece of date night? Scoop a little chocolate ice cream into wine glasses and cuddle up next to the fire? So many questions, and I don’t fucking dare ask.

Personally, when I first saw TGOC, it completely shattered the preconceived notion I had that girls don’t poop. I thought girls buttcracks were just for like, decoration. It turns out, stuff comes out of there, but what you choose to do with it is your prerogative. Alright, I’m getting hungry. Peace.