I Would NOT Let My Daughter Out In This Outfit Kylie Jenner Wore To Christina Aguilera’s Birthday Party

No matter what your opinion is on Kylie Jenner, I don’t think there’s one single, straight man in all the land who wouldn’t capitalize on one night with her. Granted, she’s probably check her makeup constantly and take like 42 selfies while you slow stroke in the corner of the room, but hey, gotta take the good with the bad. And I’m not sure Kylie has one body part that hasn’t been enhanced or altered, but if you got the money to run away from your God-given face to look like a certified sex pistol, that decision is fully within your jurisdiction.

The 19-year-old Jenner cozied up with Christina Aguilera on her 36th birthday and I choose to believe the two scissored after this. Believe what you want and I’ll believe what I want.

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Bonus pics.
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