I related Jenni “JWoww” Farley as being from the TV show Jersey Shore because I honestly forgot that there was actually another show she was on after that called Snooki & JWoww. Wait… That show was on for FOUR YEARS? And it just ended this past February? Who was watching that?
Sorry…I just am amazed at that. Not sure why, considering what else is on TV these days. Anyway, let’s move on to why we’re all here right now.
In case you didn’t hear, though I suppose after that news above more of you than I think probably did, JWoww got married this weekend. Some guy named Roger Mathews locked her up on Sunday.
How do I know this you might be asking considering my obvious lack of JWoww knowledge? Because, duh, I follow her on Instagram where all the important things in the world take place.
Important things like just how much she was BUSTING OUT of her rehearsal dinner dress thanks to her second boob job, which she called one of her “favorite dresses ever.”
Funny, it’s now one of my favorite dresses too. Woww!
Looks like she was in training for wearing it leading up to the big day too.
Greg Brady approves…