Bros, it’s your time. The mesmerizing Joanna Krupa has reportedly split from Romain Zago, her husband of less than four years. The dude was a fit, rich, club owner dude, but he was also 44. You are young, energetic, and fertile.
“They just grew apart,” an insider told Page Six.
The two share no kids together so you won’t have to buy some piss ant kid any Christmas gifts.
Krupa is currently 38 years young and she is currently at home refreshing her social media accounts just waiting for your DM slide.
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No swings, not hits, my friend.
Yowzers.