When I get home from a long day at work you know what I like to do? Eat and play video games. But what do I choose to eat? Salad (LOL no)? Fruits and vegggies? Something with a lot of protein and minimal fat?
Nah fuck all that, I’m getting Wendy’s or any other cheap spot I can grab a burger and fries for under $10. Miranda Kerr obviously isn’t a cheap hobo like I am, but girlfriend apparently likes cheeseburgers too…although I tend to eat with my clothes on, but hey. She’s a girl after my own, blackened hell-spawn heart <3