SIDE BOOB ALERT: Nicole Scherzinger Laying Flat On The Beach Sans Bikini Top Is Nice, Very Very Nice

Someone out there tell me what Nicole Scherzinger does. Yeah yeah I know she sings, but she hasn’t exactly had what most people would consider a “hit” since The Pussycat Dolls disbanded – SO WHAT DOES SHE DO?? Does she garden? Babysit? Just stay really really good looking in order to keep herself semi-relevant despite being almost completely irrelevant in the music industry? What? WHAT??

Answer: She lays out on the beach sans bikini top, apparently.