ATTENTION SUCKERS: A Hot Playboy Model Created A GoFundMe So You Can Pay For Her To Travel And Dress Well
Since the beginning of time, attractive girls have gotten what they want. If you don’t think Jesus of Nazareth had some flame throwers at the Last Supper for no other reason to serve as eye candy, you’re fucking delusional. Jesus was balls deep in the village vixen before they even said Grace. Don’t be naive, bruh. Jesus fucked. And I pray for the dude who followed up that sacred schlong.
But I dickgress…
In that same spirit, a model who has been featured in Playboy, FHM and Maxim is asking for your money to fund her career.
Jen Wilke, a 32-year-old Texas native, has set up a GoFundMe campaign to jumpstart her career in modeling. Jen is asking strangers to dig in their pockets to pay for
food and water to ‘build a brand’ — by covering basic expenses like clothing, travel, and lodging for events like the Maxim Hot 100 Party.
Her goal is to raise $10,000 and at the time of me writing this she has convinced a handful of suckers to throw in $830.
Depending on the donation tier, Jen will send donors a variety of prizes they can masturbate to.
Wait, hold on:
Here’s the $29 left in my bank account. You need it more than I do. Think of me on sleeping on a subway platform while you buy that dress for the Maxim party.
[h/t Daily Mail]