Let’s Kick Off Masters Week By Checking Up On Rickie Fowler’s Silly Hot Rumored Girlfriend, Lauren Barr

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Today in Athletes I’d Do Shameful Things To Change Lives With, we welcome Rickie Fowler. No matter how the 27-year-old fares in the Masters this week (his 15/1 odds to win it ranks him sixth out of the field of about 90 golfers), he can hang his hat on the $5.7 million he made in winnings last year and the long-term endorsement deal he signed with Puma that will surely put food on the table of his children’s grandchildren.

And, oh ya, and his rumored girlfriend and ex-Bachelor contestant Lauren Barr is decent I guess.

You Bachelor bros may remember Lauren pulling the biggest power move in show history by rejecting a rose from all the other girls’ Prince Charming, only to return to home to light a spark with fellow Oklahoma State alum Slick Rick Fowler.

I would feel uncomfortable if she was at my dinner table. My dad would surely say something inappropriate.

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Sweet baby Jesus. I count a total of zero pores on her face. She must carry around and air brush in her purse.

I would say Fowler is moving on up in the girl department but his ex is a goddamn supermodel. Hi Alexis Randock. Hi.

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