Rihanna Says THIS Is The Kind Of Guy She Looks For When She’s Going Out For A One-Night Stand

Rihanna is hot. She’s not Kate Upton or Kendall Jenner or Miranda Kerr hot, but she’s still hot. Like you’d do her. Don’t even try to say “no” because you’re just going to look like a big fat liar who’s full of poop.

Case in point:


You’d hit that.

Now that we’ve agreed that Rihanna is definitely at least an 8 outta 10, you’re probably wondering what kind of guy she’s into when it comes to one night stands (let’s be real – you’ve got a 0% chance of actually dating Rihanna, take what you can get). What makes her tick, whether she likes blondes or brunettes or if she likes her men wider than they are tall – knowing this crucial information is obviously important to knowing whether or not your chances at a fluke of a night are at 3% or 12%.

Well sorry guys…Rihanna don’t roll like that. Girl’s more than just a notch on a bedpost and isn’t really into the whole “one night stand” scene:

‘I haven’t been having sex or even really seeing anybody,’ she tells Vanity Fair, in her cover interview for the November issue.

And she explains: ‘I don’t want to wake up the next day feeling guilty. I mean I get horny, I’m human, I’m a woman, I want to have sex.

‘But what am I going to do – just find the first random cute dude that I think is going to be a great ride for the night and then tomorrow I wake up feeling empty and hollow?’

But the 27-year-old does not allow the easiness of acquiring a lover to influence her, saying she would ‘feel like s**t’ if she did.

‘He has a great story and I’m like … what am I doing? I can’t do it to myself. I cannot. It has a little bit to do with fame and a lot to do with the woman that I am. And that saves me.’(via)

But hey, if you’re still holding out hoping that maybe one day Rihanna will look at you with more than just a passing glance, when it comes to boyfriends she’s looking for someone who’s going to treat her like a traditional lady:

Rihanna says she has old-fashioned standards – and wants a man who will treat her with respect in the most traditional of ways.

‘Men are afraid to be men,’ she insists. ‘They think that being a real man is pussy, that if you take a chair out for a lady, or you’re nice or even affectionate to your girl in front of your boys, you’re less of a man.

‘They won’t be a gentleman because that makes them appear soft… Girls are settling for that, but I won’t.’(via)

Whether or not all this information is actually going to help you bag Rihanna, well…it probably won’t. But at least if you ever come close enough to Bad Gal Riri to get rejected, you’ll know it’s not because you’re ugly.

…or maybe you actually are ugly and she’s just passing on you because of your unibrow.

50/50 shot at either.

[H/T Daily Mail]