The Patriots are firing on all cylinders right now. They’re currently 3-0 without one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever live and the most dominant tight end in the game. Jacoby Brissett, a third round pick who had a slower 40 yard dash time than both Manning brothers, looked like fucking Joe Montana against an undefeated (oft overrated) Texans team.
And if it’s true that success is contagious, the Pats are the perfect case study because they’re killing it off the field too. Julian Edelman –> Adriana Lima, Danny Amendola –> Olivia Culpo, Tom Brady –> Gisele, Jacoby Brissett –> Sloan Young, Bill Belichick –> Blonde MILF Who’s Way Better Looking Than He Is.
And of course, Rob Gronkowski and his supremely attractive girlfriend, Camille Kostek. Camille, who’s a former Pats cheerleader and ambassador for Equinox fitness centers, gifted us with a series of bikini shots to wet our whistle before Sunday games begin. They are good.