Paul Vagnozzi, a 61-year-old retired Detroit tech mogul, developed a sexual pay-to-play relationship with 25-year-old stripper Jessica Tackett after visiting the strip club she worked at to support her family in 2008.
Sounds like your typical happily ever after, drive off into the sunset, buy a Golden Retriever type scenario, right?
Exactly the opposite.
Terry Tackett, father of Jessica and a man with a perfect porn star name, allegedly demanded money from Paul when he got wind that his daughter trading him sex for cash.
Jessica and her dad did a little father-daughter bonding by extorting Mr. Vagnozzi to the tune of $3 million. I hope she was a good lay, Paulie.
The plot thickens when Mr. Vagnozzi got greedy and engaged in a threesome with Jessica and her younger cousin. Keeping it in the family is never a good tactic, Paul. You’re better than that.
After Jessica’s father heard of the threesome, he threatened Paul by telling him he would leak the information to authorities if Paul didn’t reach into his wallet. He also ordered his ‘mafia’ friends to beat the shit out of Paul.
This document filed in the U.S. District Court in Michigan indicates that he shelled out $30,000 to the Tackett family.
And that’s just the beginning.
Over the next month, the Tackett’s received $1.1 million from Paul, affording them the luxury of buying a new house, six Harley Davidson motorcycles, cars, and jet skis. Sex is apparently priced at a premium nowadays.
Here’s a picture of Terry Tackett, looking happy as a clam. Thanks to his daughter’s clam.
The mother even got in on the action. Mrs. Tackett and her daughter plotted an unsuccessful plan to claim Paul raped Jessica, but it never held up in court.
Tackett is now on the losing end of the battle, facing 119 federal consisting of conspiracy to obstruct justice, tax evasion and money laundering, and a shitload of others, and could face up to 20 years in jail if found guilty.
Lifehack for Mr. Vagnozzi: Masterbation don’t cost nothin’.
Via Unilad