Just A Quick, Very Important Reminder Of How Hot Svetlana From ‘Real World: Key West’ Was And Still Is

Svetlana from The Real World: Key West. It’s been 10 years since that season premiered but if the Russian bombshell still doesn’t make it move, you best see your doctor about a prescription for Cialis. Make sure you mention if you are taking nitrates for chest pain. Don’t want you dying over a boner, bro.

I don’t really have much else to say and I’m sure you didn’t come here to hear my bullshit, so let’s just watch this for far longer than socially acceptable.

You guys can go ahead, I’m going to stay here for a bit.

My armpits are sweating.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.