Tara Reid Wore A Very, Very Skimpy Greek Goddess Costume To The Maxim Halloween Party

Tara Reid hasn’t made much news lately, besides back in July when she went on Jenny’s SiriusXM show to promote the 43rd Sharknado movie and things turned u-g-l-y. The two traded jabs about plastic surgery and wobbly knees, and it was laugh out loud funny. Reid has historically been very upfront about undergoing liposuction, saying the procedure had left her body looking out of shape. Jenny prodded at her insecurity. God, girls are so fucking mean to each other.

If you haven’t heard it, please do yourself a favor and listen below.

Or there was that time last month when Tara Reid missed her flight from Philly to LA because she was too busy getting bent in the airport bar. A witness claimed she was “beyond tipsy” and was “sharing an egg sandwich with an air traveler.”

This weekend, the 40-year-old (I feel like a senior citizen) Reid was a VIP guest at The Maxim Magazine Halloween party in Los Angeles and wore a Greek goddess costume that accentuated her alarmingly thin frame.

Tara has denied health issues in the past, claiming she’s just a “small boned girl.” Regardless, a cheeseburger may do her some good.

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