In the quest to make Americans fatter than we already are, Snicker’s created a giant candy bar that weighs a full pound. A ridiculous product always leads to ridiculous reviews, and that’s exactly what you’ll find on Amazon. This “Slice n Share” monstrosity is obviously a novelty product. Had I known it existed, I would have used this in lieu of birthday cakes for the past year. That’s not the only use for a 2000-calorie, forearm-sized bar candy though. For instance, you could use it for a competition.
Now that’s a race I can get behind. Forget the Tough Mudder. I’m going on the Diabetes Dash! For the lazy patriot though, you may just want to sit outside your local luxury retailer and have a snack by yourself.
I haven’t seen these on shelves lately, but if you’re 485% premium you can still buy it from Amazon. Hurry though, there are only 2 left in stock.