I’m pretty sure that American Ninja Warrior doesn’t accept contestants via audition tape, but that didn’t stop this bro from making one. And make one he did. In fact, this might be the greatest audition tape in the history of audition tapes.
This American Ninja Warrior audition tape is so damn good I suddenly want to go out and make my very own audition tape, even though there’s not a thing out there that I want to audition for. I think I might have just gotten pregnant from watching this audition tape, it was that good. How did I get pregnant when I’m a guy? From watching this audition tape of course.
It’s like some 80’s martial arts movie montage, yet set in today’s world. I want this as a feature length film.
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