What to watch this weekend: ‘Dexter’ season premiere

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I sincerely hope there’s good weather in your neck of the woods because there’s nothing on TV this weekend. Like, nothing. I considered suggesting Say Yes to the Dress for tonight’s viewing. That’s how bad it was. I clearly need some psychiatric help.

My sanity aside, I’m recommending two shows this weekend, both on premier cable networks.

Dexter @ 8pm, Showtime: We’re big fans of Dexter here and we’ll have a recap Sunday night for you. It’s the last season of the show so expect some high drama.

True Blood @ 9pm, HBO: There’s a girl named Sookie on this show. I thought it was Snooki. I don’t watch the show as you can tell.