An Oregon motorist wearing an inappropriate (but appropriate for the situation) t-shirt was arrested Sunday night. Yup. You know why.
Ross McMakin, 21, was pulled over after using a sidewalk for a highway, smacking a parked car, and then assaulting his girlfriend when she attempted to take the keys away from his dumb ass.
McMakin’s t-shirt choice was either pure coincidence or a premonition. It said “Drunk as Shit.”
According to the police report, McMakin was driving only because his girlfriend didn’t know how to drive a stick shift. He was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation by the regular police and a misdemeanor by the fashion police.