Drunk guy gets stuck in jungle gym overnight



Managing playground equipment isn’t exactly child’s play when you’re bombed.

Ludovit Machacek of the Czech Republic found that out when a night of drinking ended with him being caught in a climbing frame. His drunk friends left him there all night. The 25-year-old was found the next morning by a woman and her kid.

“When our men arrived, only his head and shoulders were sticking out.” Martin Kasel, a spokesman for the fire brigade in Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic told The Mirror. ”He was bruised but otherwise unhurt, and we let him go home than to sleep the rest of it off.”

He’ll be back in police custody soon enough because he’s going to murder a few people.

[H/T Death and Taxes]

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