Epic Meal Time ravioli stuffed meatball deathsub

Harley Morenstein and Epic Meal Time make a meatball sub “sloppy and hot, like the drunk thick girl at a party.” His words, not mine. I wouldn’t know anything about that. I swear. *Gets on moped; rides away*

Apparently forming giant meatballs isn’t all that easy because those things are nowhere near round. The most surprising thing, however, is that no bacon was harmed in the creation of this sandwich. What’s an Epic Meal Time without bacon? Sure they use pancetta, which I typically just refer to as fancy bacon, but it’s just not the same as strips on strips on strips. Now I’m going to have to go to Subway and get a meatball sub with triple bacon just to make things right. Picturing that puny little Subway footlong next to this 25lb monster can only make you think of one thing. Cuckold.