Everything you know about food is a lie

Brace yourselves guys, because you’ve been lied to about some of your favorite foods forever, and the curtain is about to be lifted. WTF do you mean he’s not a captain?! And why the hell did I convince myself that drinking carrot-apple juice was tasty for the sake of preserving my eyesight? Well, all that ‘rabbits don’t eat carrots’ stuff aside, surely chopping off their feet and attaching it to a keychain is STILL lucky though, right?