Filomena Tobias identified as Heat middle-finger lady

Filomena Tobias is like the perfect name for a Miami woman who flips people the bird. The Sun-Sentinel identified the middle-finger lady earlier today and man is she special. Years ago she was married to a millionaire who mysteriously died in a pool accident.

In 2007, Seth Tobias was found dead in the swimming pool of his Jupiter mansion. The following year a probate court judge approved a settlement agreement between his widow and his brothers, who were warring over his $25 million estate.

On Sept. 4, Jupiter police and paramedics found Tobias drowned in his pool. Medical examiners ruled he had a lethal mix of alcohol, cocaine and the sleeping pill Ambien in his system.

A five-month police investigation concluded there was no foul play, and prosecutors declined to pursue a criminal prosecution.

Ok, maybe she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe they just had a wild sex life and OH MY GOD, read this story about how she tested him for cocaine.

Tobias had promised Phyllis that he would stop using cocaine, but she didn’t believe him. In the fall of 2005, the couple was having dinner at Bice, a Palm Beach restaurant, with six other people. Just after sitting down, Phyllis jumped from her seat and placed her lips over Tobias’s nose and began sucking. She was searching for cocaine residue.

Tobias has been married four times and is currently engaged to this man, who clearly shares her passion for taunting opponents.

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Hopefully this guy keeps a watchful eye on his cougar prize. She seems to have made a connection last night with a much younger fella.

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