Florida Man Sets New Standard for ‘Worst Cosplay in History’

The infamous Florida Man appears to have finally transcended headlines and made his foray into the world of cosplay. Reports suggest Florida Man stole the show at Dragoncon 2014.

source: FloridaMan

He’s not the hero Florida either wants or needs, but I’ll be damned if he isn’t the hero deep within our whitetrashy Floridian hearts! Those jorts, that mullet, the natty on a belt…the only thing he’s missing is either Crocs or ye olde ‘Birkenstocks and socks’ combo. Either way, this man’s a hero to all of us with the Sunshine State running deep within our veins.

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