Furious Pete ate 6 pounds of wings in less time than it takes me to open a cup of ranch in which to dip. Be honest, how many wings do you think you could strip clean in 4 minutes? I’m thinking about 16 once I factor in hating my life around the 3-minute mark.
The guy on the left is giving it an A+ effort, but he seems to be engaging in a lot of unnecessary movement. Suitor #2 seems to be going through the emotions but without much spirit. And guy on the right is just there for free wings. Not a bad plan by him. Don’t go rushing down to St. Louis to try this yourself though. The restaurant is actually in Canada. Way to get my hopes up with your crazy antics, Furious Pete.