This Hamster Has Been Trained to do Chores, Might Be a Cyborg

This hamster has been trained to do chores that even young children aren’t capable of, putting things back in their proper places. This Russian hamster might in fact be a cyborg.

Before I begin to comment on how absurdly incredible this hamster is, can we stop for a second and discuss the Russian to English translation of this YouTube video? ‘Economic hamster collecting candy in a box!’

Economic hamster? What the shit is that? Anyone care to enlighten me on this? Is this some jab at our sweet, sweet freedom across the pond where are hamsters (sadly) are incapable of putting away chocolates? Because if it is, well we’re just gonna have to throw down.


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